if the multiverse theory is true there are several universes where theo james has put his dick in my mouth
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best
unless you’re complimenting on how soft and comfortable they feel against your head don’t talk about my thighs
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
what if sherlock discovers japanese emoticons on his phone
JAWN! Murder! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ SH
Sherlock wtf? J
Come quickly. I need your gun and muscles. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ SH
Baker Street at once. Where did you hide them? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ SH
Ignoring you now. J