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slow-riot:

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?
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ajantas:

white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

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sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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to-kill-a-mockingjayy:

immrsromanreignsbitch:

bleedingshadows94:

Try to tell me that there is no pressure on men to have a good image. Try me, mother f-er.

Double standard right here, and it ain’t cool!

this is the greatest post on this site
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hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

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tatehorror:

My type is tall teenage boys who turn out to be murderers 

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dean-and-his-gay-thing:

cinensis:

angeldreamsspn:

milena2052:

xthrough-the-darkx:

saw this while driving today. you’re welcome supernatural fans. 

A crossroad? Really? Could this be more ironic?

the signs not even straight

THE SIGNS ARE NOT EVEN STRAIGHT


NOT EVEN STRAIGHT…HE’S NOT EVEN STRAIGHT I MEAN THEIR
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notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

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jackthevulture:

c0mingbackar0und:

Woah, over 100 followers?? I never expected this kind of infamy… Shout out to @hiccup_is_mine13 for the promo! (I have fans..?)

HORSE TOOTHLESS 
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HORSE
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