plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

cyclopette:

ohcorny:

beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had

what the fuck that’s adorable

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

walmarts:

I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables

walmarts:

I hate shopping for these baggies because I don’t know if I want the ones that come with cookies or the ones that come with vegetables

1. Had sex?
2. Bought condoms?
3. Gotten pregnant?
4. Failed a class?
5. Kissed a boy?
6. Kissed a girl?
7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. Had a job?
9. Slipped on ice?
10. Missed the school bus?
11. Left the house without my wallet?
12. Bullied someone on the internet?
13. Sexted?
14. Had sex in public?
15. Played on a sports team?
16. Smoked weed?
17. Smoked cigarettes?
18. Smoked a cigar?
19. Drank alcohol?
20. Watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. Been overweight?
22. Been underweight?
23. Had an eating disorder?
24. Been to a wedding?
25. Made fun of someone for being fat?
26. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
28. Been late for work?
29. Been late for school?
30. Kissed in the rain?
31. Showered with someone else?
32. Failed my driver’s test?
33. Ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. Been outside my home country?
35. Been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. Had lice?
37. Gotten my heart broken?
38. Had a credit card?
39. Been to a professional sports game?
40. Broken a bone?
41. Been unhappy about my weight?
42. Won a trophy?
43. Cut myself?
44. Had an STD?
45. Got engaged?
46. Been on a diet?
47. Tried out to be on a TV show?
48. Rode in a taxi?
49. Been to prom?
50. Played a drinking game?
51. Stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. Been to a concert?
53. Had a three-some?
54. Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. Been in a car accident?
56. Had braces?
57. Learned another language?
58. Killed an animal?
59. Been at a yard sale?
60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?
61. Wore make up?
62. Talked to someone via webcam?
63. Lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. Kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. Snuck out of the house?
67. Bought porn?
68. Had a virus on my computer?
69. Had oral sex?
70. Dyed my hair?
71. Gone skinny dipping?
72. Graduated from college?
73. Wore someone else’s clothes? M
74. Voted in a presidential election?
75. Rode in an ambulance?
76. Rode in a helicopter?
77. Caught the stove on fire?
78. Got in a verbal fight?
79. Met someone famous?
80. Been on vacation?
81. Been on a boat?
82. Been on an airplane?
83. Broken something expensive?
84. Had surgery?
85. Kissed someone before I was 14?
86. Beat a video game?
87. Found something valuable on the ground?
88. Made a survey?
89. Stalked someone on a social network?
90. Prank called someone?
91. Spent over $100 shopping in one day?
92. Been to a library outside of school?
93. Cut my hair and hated it?
94. Peed outside?
95. Went fishing?
96. Helped with charity?
97. Taken a pregnancy test?
98. Been rejected by a crush?
99. Been suspended from school?
100. Broken a mirror?
icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

wow-lovelylovely:

imperfectlyperfectme0010:

fog-of-lost-souls:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE BUBBLES OR A DANDELION OR SOMETHING

Ohhhh my gooddddnnnesss yasssss!!!

I thought it was the cow thing, GOTTA REBLOG

iamspookybymyself:

njy2:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

palmography:

wraithtitties:

no treble

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

The comment. LMFAO.

This is what it sounds like when you’re in the bathroom at a house party getting your boochie murdered

iamspookybymyself:

njy2:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

palmography:

wraithtitties:

no treble

this makes me feel like I’m in the back of a club about to get murdered I LOVE it

The comment. LMFAO.

This is what it sounds like when you’re in the bathroom at a house party getting your boochie murdered

I am a feminist because when I tell people I am an actress, they ask if I’ve slept with directors, because it is so inconceivable to them that as a woman I should receive a part based on my talent and not how good I am in bed.

I am a feminist because the boys that I live with think it is okay to tell me to wear a thong because my panty line makes them uncomfortable.
The day I dress for a man is the day I’m dressed for Heaven.

I am a feminist because when I wore a backless dress on New Year’s Eve, a man told me that it meant that I was “asking for it”, and the way he said it I knew he accepted it as a fact. I gave him the middle finger and glared at any man who leered at me that night.

I am a feminist because since the age of 12 I have been told that a boy’s education is more important than my own, through the classes missed because my shoulders are showing and my shorts length is distracting the boys.

I am a feminist because when I walk across campus, passing a group of boys 12 feet from my residence fills me with such terror that my feet speed up and tears burn at the corners of my eyes.

I am a feminist because the first thing I do when I see a man on the street is think of all possible escape routes and take an inventory of what I can use as a weapon.

I am a feminist because seeing a man stare at me through the bus window fills me with dread, not only from a fear of being attacked but because I know I will be told it was my fault for taking the bus alone.

I am a feminist because statistics say 1 in 5 woman are victims of sexual assault, and that means that at least one of my baby cousins, at least one of my best friends, will be or has been assaulted and that thought makes me physically ill.

I am a feminist because people still think it’s okay to ignore the problem, because the first response when I bring up the issue is “not all men”. No, not all men, but enough men that I can’t walk home alone. Every man I see is innocent or a potential rapist, and there is no in between.

I am a feminist because girls are still taught that if they don’t take protective measures, the rape is their fault, and boys are never taught that just because she is a woman, does not mean she is theirs to touch.

I am a feminist because feminism is about fighting for gender equality, for making the streets a safer place to be alone, for making the issue one that is discussed openly without anger.

I am a feminist, and if you have a problem with that, you can go home alone tonight.

For The Boys Who Won’t Date Feminists, M.M.A. (via frgetforever)

So tired of feminists erasing girls like us.

labrujamorgan:

If you aren’t here for trans women of color, you aren’t here for women at all. You are here to solidify your claim to white patriarchal power. 

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