nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming


shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit


that-yellow-bird:

lookoutsideyourself:

brokenhallelujahacme:

Sex Workers Need HUMAN RIGHTS, Not Legal Wrongs

*TURN OFF THE BLUE LIGHT, IRELAND POSTER CAMPAIGN*

Always reblog.

This is wonderful.

bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

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OH MY GOD

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

tamaratesla:

tamaratesla:

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever

Anonymous said: "Not a guy they/them" you DO realize gender does matter to some extent, right? Like from a medical standpoint. If you need some medication or something male and female bodies are obviously different therefore some medications that work for women might not be safe/work for men and vice versa. So when you go to the doctor what are you going to tell him "IM NOT A MAN, IM A THEM"?

littlemammal:

have u ever heard of intersex people u screeching toddler

also what doctor have you ever talked to where you had to say “im male/female” what doctor have you met that was so insufferably immature that if it really became necessary to mention sex you couldnt just say “i have a penis/vagina/whatever” did you really think sending me this was gonna revolutionize my opinion of the artificiality of western gender constructs did you think this was gonna be the first time anyone in the world ever said “hey everybody, doctors dont know what the fuck to do about anything unless you tell them whether you have a dick or not” you ludicrous whining jackass, you weak coward of a dirty-diaper-consuming bridge troll

bombsinyourbones:

my sadness is not
a cut for you to bandage
and it is not
a bruise for you to kiss

i am not waiting
for you to save me
i am hoping you will love me
while i rescue myself


iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

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